FACEPOCALYPSE

Simon Boxer is many things to many people, but one thing he is not is a dishwasher… and I don’t mean that in the ‘person that washes dishes’ sense, as I have been known to wash the odd dish. I mean it in the whitegoods sense. One of these actions:

Take note of the ‘does not equal’ sign which I cunningly added. I’m a digital artist + designer, you see… If anything, I exceed! Simon > dishwasher. I don’t see that dishwasher performing any great feats of creativity. It is pretty happy though, I’ll give it that. Almost too happy. Look at its little smiley handle… That’s the kind of dishwasher I’d expect to come alive at night and raid your pantry, then chase your dog around the yard. That’s probably why it barks. If you have one of these dishwashers you should probably set up some surveillance.