The allure of Orange
Danger! The sultry Orange Box is US$10 on Steam at the moment. It’s this weekend’s special offer (usually $30), and you still have time to catch the offer.
Portal alone is a brilliantly crafted and hilarious game that received a lot of gaming awards in 2008. Hmmm… My cat’s sitting on my lap and just decided to rest it’s head on my right hand, which is somewhat impairing my typing. He doesn’t particularly seem to mind, though.
What I really need now is some form of audio interpreting software which I can dictate to like a personal assistant.
“Irene, take a memo will you, dear?… A man sits at a desk, writing a blog entry. On his lap sits a cat, resting its head on the man’s hand as he types. Suddenly, and without warning, the cat does a backflip and explodes in mid-air shooting countless rainbows across the room. As each rainbow contacts a surface the man’s legs grow longer and his arms get shorter, to the point where he vaguely resembles like a giant pair of chopsticks… Irene, are you getting all this?”
Just quietly, I think Irene secretly hates me. If anyone has ideas on how to make Irene hate me less, or even convert that hate into neutrality or like, feel free to post them here. Irene, if you’re reading this; get back to work.
