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Stark? Moar liek Stuck… Good one, Chet.

It’s over a month since his baptism and I’d say he’s reached his 600% goal and stabilised. Except for that little piddly feeler. A week ago it was the same size as the other feeler.

His water is… less than drinkable, and looks like one giant jelly shot in the process of setting. There’s a layer of gel sediment at the bottom.

If anyone would like to house Stark I think he’d enjoy some new scenery, and I’m a bit too busy to play with him. He’s a pretty decent pet. Quiet, house trained, unobtrusive, gets along well with other animals. Also, I think you’ll find he has good taste in music, too. Assuming you have good taste.

Pickup only. Holler.

S